....RUDE!!

Don't you love it when you are in a crowd and then all of a sudden you get trampled by a mass of people who don't even apologize for knocking you into some sort of sludge on the pavement? That happened to me the other day at the fair. some guy who was twice my size and had a strange odor emanating from his body was trying to get to the food area and effectively threw me into a fence that had some sort of residue, of which I didn't want to think about where it came from. The real crisis here is the complete devoid of manners. There are people who decide to spit on the ground with all sorts of nastiness. Burp or pass other gasses in public with no regards to anyone else. Eating though is my favorite part in public. People decide to stuff their face (literally) and then proceed to talk and of course the effect of that is chunks of various food items all over the table. Isn't that pleasant? And clothing I won't even get into b/c that is a whole different subject entirely. Suffice it to say that women of various sizes should invest their money in a brassiere. It's not that difficult people!!

Oh and I don't want to hear about that mess that says well I act this way because its how I was raised or why should I learn manners when I don't need the fancy kind. Doesn't matter. People don't take you seriously when you have bad manners. In fact they tend to not talk to you and avoid the spray of food emanating from your mouth. It's common courtesy to maybe not chew your food at people. Another way to help you gain serious points is to maybe not talk like you are either in a rap video or you have never left the family farm. Grammar is a key element to step up because guess what? No one can tell the difference socio-economic wise. Plus if you are trying to be convincing and you say something like "I already done ate." Minus 20 points. (Yes I am the Grammar Nazi but it's not really for my benefit. It's for yours) Back to my original point, rudeness in public is just unacceptable not only will it possibly get you a black eye but it might also put you in a bracket with lowlifes and problem-starters. If that's your prerogative then more power to you. You have a fantastic head start just forget everything you learned all throughout your life. This rudeness thing is not exactly cheered about, especially when it happens to you.

P.S. Two little words when you are shoving through people will help.....don't know what they are? Excuse Me......Rude